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Monday, August 14, 2006
A Hundred Buck Tip
In the latest installment over at Waiter Rant, the protagonist tells of how one meal that he served for ended with his getting a hundred dollar tip.

I'm not going to lie; that's pretty amazing.

Do you know what would be even more amazing? If I got tips for what I do: invoicing customers for their usage of a specific commodity. I would imagine the transaction would go something like this:

"I just emailed out your latest invoice, sir."

"Oh thank you Steven, how much was it?"

"It was about a hundred grand sir."

"Really. Let's see, fifteen percent of that is fifteen grand, right?"

"Yes, I believe that's correct."

"All right, we'll send you your check in the mail."

"Thank you sir."

"You're welcome. Good job."

Man, that would be sweet.
posted by shamedsteven @ 3:07 PM  
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